Mr. Milchick Card

Celebrate a birthday Lumon-style with this unforgettable Severance-inspired card featuring everyone’s favorite wellness enthusiast, Milchick! With a beaming smile and a promise of “Choreography and Merriment,” this card is perfect for fans of the show who know that birthdays should be celebrated with corporate-approved enthusiasm.

Product Features:

• 5 x 7 inches (blank inside for your own Innie or Outie message)

• Vibrant, high-quality print of original Milchick artwork

• Caption: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY – May I introduce Choreography and Merriment!”

• Ideal for fans of Severance, dystopian office humor, and dance breaks

Whether you're gifting it to a co-worker or a true believer in the Lumon way, this card is sure to earn a smile—voluntary or otherwise.