Impending Doom Birthday Card

Brighten someone’s special day with a dose of dark humor! This hilarious birthday card features a retro-style illustration of a joyful woman, set against a sparkling gold background, clutching a festively wrapped gift. Above, bold text reads:

"I had a brief pause from my thoughts of impending doom and realized it was your Birthday! Heck yea!"

Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh (and a little existential dread). Printed on high-quality cardstock, this unique card comes with a matching kraft envelope for a charming, vintage-inspired touch.

🎉 Details:

• Size: Standard 5 x7
  
• Includes a kraft envelope
• Professionally printed on premium cardstock

Make their birthday memorable with this witty and relatable card—because what’s a celebration without a little existential comedy?