Henny Penny Studio
Impending Doom Birthday Card
Impending Doom Birthday Card
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Brighten someone’s special day with a dose of dark humor! This hilarious birthday card features a retro-style illustration of a joyful woman, set against a sparkling gold background, clutching a festively wrapped gift. Above, bold text reads:
"I had a brief pause from my thoughts of impending doom and realized it was your Birthday! Heck yea!"
Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh (and a little existential dread). Printed on high-quality cardstock, this unique card comes with a matching kraft envelope for a charming, vintage-inspired touch.
🎉 Details:
- Size: Standard 5 x7
- Includes a kraft envelope
- Professionally printed on premium cardstock
Make their birthday memorable with this witty and relatable card—because what’s a celebration without a little existential comedy?


